So you’ve left your newspapers and book stuff at home, you need to take some notes, and all I you have is this week’s New Yorker, which your wife hasn’t read yet.

What do you do?

Whip out your Sharpie and defile the “Goings On About The Town.” (No one wants to read about all the great stuff they’re missing by living outside of Manhattan anyways.)

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