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April 2009

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  • April 30th

    RATHER THAN REPAIR

    “in the flood / we didn’t really do much / the water dried out / and rather than repair the hold / we chose to reside where the spill occurred / satisfied with the home”


  • April 29th

    HOW TO BE POPULAR

    “wear special costumes / preach lessons / brighten lives / congratulate readers for what they already know / learn to talk like a pundit on fox news”


  • April 29th

    THE CALL CENTER

    “the sandwiches of peanut butter / we ate / on the marijuana high / satisfied us so we / could not be reached for complaints”


  • April 27th

    THE DATE

    “out of the house / emerges the date / one hand on her hip / her pose / hot and bored / me knobby-kneed on the porch / strange-looking with / flowers / little training clearly / but wanting to know”


  • April 26th

    INVOCATION

    “sing to me / oh muse / i have the time / and the spot”


  • April 26th

    VIDEO: WINNERS OF THE OKLAHOMAN NEWSPAPER BLACKOUT POETRY CONTEST

    A video of the winners of the Oklahoman’s newspaper blackout poetry contest that I judged.


  • April 26th

    THE RIGHT TO DECLINE

    “hearing about / a nightmare / is a secret / we should have the right / to decline”


  • April 25th

    BUDA WEINER DOG RACES

    Sharpie on index card drawings.


  • April 24th

    A SPECULATIVE SCHOOL

    “money-making from art / is a speculative school of economics”


  • April 24th

    DRAWING ON SHEETS (INSTEAD OF SKETCHBOOKS)

    On Edward Tufte’s graph paper, and drawing on sheets of paper instead of in sketchbooks.


  • April 23rd

    PIGGY-BACK

    “he would treat us to a piggy-back / if he doubted or was worried / for we were the very shorthand genetics of the man”


  • April 23rd

    VISUAL NOTE-TAKING 101 : UPCOMING VIZTHINK WEBINAR

    Tuesday, May 12, 2009 I’ll be teaching a webinar with Sunni Brown, Mike Rohde, and Dave Gray as moderator. My bit will focus on addressing the “But I Can’t Draw!” exclamation so many folks let keep them from it.


  • April 22nd

    SUITLAND

    “in suitland / money is the familar / a gift is always a danger / in a world where the interest is to make a profit”


  • April 22nd

    WINE CAN HELP THE PARTY

    “wine can help the party / where people are trying to impress one another / annoying proceedings / get a muzzle”


  • April 21st

    SPOON LIVE AT THE SCOOT INN

    Sharpie on index card drawings of Spoon playing live at the Scoot Inn in Austin, Texas.


  • April 21st

    TOM PERROTTA MASTER CLASS

    Mindmap of a Q&A session between novelist/screenwriter Tom Perrotta and John Pierson.


  • April 21st

    ME AND MY BIG MOUTH

    “a perfect party / leads to bits about her family / i got in big trouble like a teenager / that night / that out of many others”


  • April 21st

    OFFING

    “there may be no better way / to spend an evening / no better work to do / offing roaches / clad in pajamas”


  • April 21st

    IN AND OUT OF DIRT!

    “in and out of dirt! / a comedy of vampires”


  • April 17th

    CLOSE THE SHOP

    “close the shop / paint yr hands / and begin the birth”


  • April 16th

    KNOWING THE CHANCES

    “knowing the chances / will spite the idea / if we don’t know what it will cost / we start on the work”


  • April 16th

    MY LIFE IN TUMBLR TAGS

    A biography made up of tumblr tags.


  • April 15th

    JUST A MATTER OF TIME

    “he mortgaged himself to her / people thought oh it’s just a phase / just a matter of time / today in their home / i thought of this / and became rich”


  • April 14th

    IN THE SUBURBS

    “in the suburbs i suffered / i compared my life / to my boyhood / like it didn’t belong to me”


  • April 14th

    LET’S PRETEND

    “the cold plunging past / let’s pretend there’s fresh air outside / down on the ground / for an hour / necking”


  • April 12th

    THE FACE OF THE EARTH

    “the face of the earth / is where you want to be / in a suit up in space / with a cashed heart”


  • April 11th

    THE TRANSFORMATION OF THEIR MUSIC

    “the kids asked / my wife she said / that’s not a mom question that’s a dad question / witness the transformation of their music”


  • April 10th

    FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS

    “the last time he gave a sermon in the locker-room / he took the team to the playoffs / so to try for another i don’t see any shame in that / the players lined up / recognizing a rare chance for a grand exit”


  • April 9th

    LONG-DISTANCE

    “how it works is / the person you see is on the other side of the world / in a telephone / and totally unimaginable / is when u will hold dance / or just stand still / in the same space”


  • April 8th

    CATASTROPHE INTO NOTHING

    “with little to gain or lose / he was red and unfinished and forward / i don’t know how many times over the years / he looked up a dress / with owlish eyes / and somehow turned catastrophe into nothing”


  • April 7th

    HISTORY DITCH

    “shed the minutes until we get out of this history ditch”


  • April 6th

    HOW WE KEPT BUSY

    “our powers of heart / our questioning heads / oh, how we kept busy”


  • April 5th

    WHAT SOUNDS SIMPLE

    “what sounds simple / never comes across / as dense with effort / but try it / and see”


  • April 4th

    HERE THERE BE DRAGONS

    “in many maps / the image depicted / at the end of the galaxy / is a dragon”


  • April 3rd

    DRAWING ON CAMERA

    Testing out my new Aiptek A-HD+ 1080P HD cheapcam.


  • April 3rd

    DASHED HOPES

    “dashed hopes can be mended with tape…”


  • April 2nd

    THE BEAUTY OF EARLY WORKS

    “in the museum of life / the beauty of early works…”


  • April 1st

    NEKO CASE AT STUBB’S

    Doodles drawn live during a Neko Case concert.


  • April 1st

    (INTER)NATIONAL NEWSPAPER BLACKOUT POETRY MONTH!

    I hereby declare April INTERnational Newspaper Blackout Poetry month!